1. osjecam:

    sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

    (via literallyanythingelse)

     
  2. (Source: the-outcast14, via cuntatadesk)

     
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  4. "Oft expectation fails, and most oft there where most it promises."
    — William Shakespeare, All’s Well That Ends Well
     

  5. "I can’t handle this,” he told her.

    But something in his expression screamed:

    “I can’t handle you.”

    And she thought then, that perhaps all relationships were just a case of who gave up first. And her pride couldn’t decide which was worse: giving up when you had promised them not to, or waking up to find that they had given up on you.”

    "
    — Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #75  (via thatkindofwoman)

    (Source: blossomfully, via thatkindofwoman)

     
  6. Treehouse by Peter Bahouth | Posted by CJWHO.com
    Treehouse by Peter Bahouth | Posted by CJWHO.com
    Treehouse by Peter Bahouth | Posted by CJWHO.com
    Treehouse by Peter Bahouth | Posted by CJWHO.com
    Treehouse by Peter Bahouth | Posted by CJWHO.com
    Treehouse by Peter Bahouth | Posted by CJWHO.com

    food-for-wolves:

    dianeilagan:

    gemini-moonstone:

    Amazing!

    Yesss

    ammill this is where we are going next time we go camping?

    This one has a roof!

    (Source: cjwho)

     
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  9. vintagegal:

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

    (via disneymagicman)

     

  10. "Throughout the day I often ask myself, Could I fall asleep right now? and the answer is always a resounding yes."
    — Lena Dunham, Not That Kind of Girl (via brooklynmutt)

    (Source: specialedition87, via brooklynmutt)

     
  11. (Source: ianthe, via memewhore)

     
  12. inothernews:

    Directly from the AP Stylebook.

    NOW STOP SAYING “AN HISTORIC” FER CHRISSAKES.

     
  13. newyorker:

    A cartoon by Carolita Johnson. See more cartoons from the magazine this week.

     
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  15. Agalinis Acuta, Phantom Flower

    newyorker:

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    Nicola Twilley on experiencing the scent of an endangered flower that blooms for only a few hours, just after dawn, on one day every year:

    “Bursts of flavor combined with short inhales of the scent to make the experience even more ephemeral than I had anticipated. It was there for a tiny, magical second, and then it was gone before I could really appreciate it—not unlike the flower it came from.”

    Photograph courtesy Miriam Simun